Jon Lajoie - Stay At Home Dad

I'm a stay-at-home dad I'm on paternity leave I'm a stay-at-home dad It's just my baby and me I'm a stay-at-home dad While my wife's at work I've got a bottle in my hand and spit up on my shirt Baby wakes me up around 5 am Kicking and screaming until his face turns red He usually tends to calm down once he's fed So I give him his bottle My wife gets out of bed Cook my wife breakfast while she's getting ready O oh o oh someone's diper is smelly O oh o oh it leaked all over his belly O oh o oh it looks like mustard and jelly Kiss my wife goodbye while I clean up his bum-bum It's time for his bath this is gonna be fun fun I try not to get soap in his eyes He really doesn't like it, it makes him cry But if he cries, to make him stop, I've got a trick I make funny noises with my mouth like this Then we play pick-a-boo it makes him laugh I'm a stay-at-home dad It's a full time job I'm a stay-at-home dad But I like it a lot I'm a stay-at-home dad During his afternoon nap I watch 'The Price is Right' and I make myself a snack Cheese and crackers If I have errands to run I take the van Strap him in his car seat and bring his baby bag I always make sure his seat's well strapped in My baby security is important Groceries, pay some bills, visit grandma But I gotta make sure to be back by 4 o'clock so I can prepare supper while I watch Oprah What should I make tonight maybe some pasta And a caesar salad my wife will like that 5 o'clock is the time that she comes back She asks me how my day was I say not bad It's all in a day's work as a stay-at-home dad I'm a stay-at-home dad I don't take drugs I'm a stay-at-home dad I get high on baby hugs I'm a stay-at-home dad I like Winnie the Pooh but my favourite Disney movie is the Lion King 2 I also like Ice Age That's right I take care of my children