“Weird Al” Yankovic - Velvet Elvis

My life, it used to be incomplete 'Til I saw what I was looking for at a drive-in swap meet My life, it won't be the same again Now I'm proud to say the King lives on inside my den Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis means the world to me, yo, yo, yo Although he may not be worth much dough He means much more to me than some old Rembrandt or Van Gogh Check out those sideburns, there's nothing greater You can tell that he's no velvet Elvis imitator Oh, it's all I live for, it's all I need My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis, oh, now can't you see? My velvet Elvis, my velvet Elvis My velvet Elvis means the world to me, oh In my own private Graceland In my own little shrine to the King I don't want nothin' else No, I don't need anything Don't need no lava lamp Don't need no soap on a rope No pictures of Mexican kids with those really big eyes Or dogs playing poker, oh When I'm at home, watching my TV I know the king is always looking down on me He looks so handsome, he stands so tall So glad he's big enough to cover up that hole in the wall (Velvet Elvis) He's so fuzzy (Velvet Elvis) He's so great (Velvet Elvis) Never ages (Velvet Elvis) Never puts on weight (Velvet Elvis) Look at those rhinestones (Velvet Elvis) He's just so fine (Velvet Elvis) You can look but don't touch now (Velvet Elvis) 'Cause he's mine, all mine, oh