“Weird Al” Yankovic - Melanie

Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me She lived across the street on the fifteenth floor of the Gilmore building I saw her in the shower reaching for some soap I knew she had to be the girl for me And to think I probably never would have found her If I hadn't bought that telescope Oh, Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me I just can't understand it Why won't you return my phone calls Are you still mad I gave a Mohawk to your cat If you'd just say the word I'm certain that our love would last forever and ever Or are you too dumb to realize that Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me How can you ignore me when you know that I can't live without you I have to go through your garbage just to learn more about you Melanie, ooh Oh sweet Me-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me You weren't impressed when I tattooed your name across my forehead You wouldn't listen when I promised to be true I couldn't stand it so I jumped out from the sixteenth story window Right above you Now I may be dead but I still love you Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet, sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me I'm singin' Me-he-he-helanie What can the problem be Sweet Me-he-he-he-helanie Why won't you go out with me