“Weird Al” Yankovic - The Hot Rocks Polka

If I could stick my hand in my heart Spill it all over the stage Would it satisfy you, would it slide on by you Would you think the boy is strange? Ain't it stra-a-ange? If I could win, if I could sing A love song so divine Would it be enough for your cheating heart If I broke down and cried? If I cri-i-ied? I said, ah, no, it's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it Ah, no, it's only rock 'n' roll, but I like it, like it, yes, I do I really, really, really, really do-do-do-do-do, hey Gold coast slave ship bound for cotton fields Sold in a market down in New Orleans Scarred old slaver knows he's doing all right Heard him with the women just around midnight Brown sugar How come you taste so good? Brown sugar Just like a young girl should I saw her today at the reception A glass of wine in her hand I knew she would meet her connection At her feet was a footloose man You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want You can't always get what you want But if you try sometimes, you might find You get what you need You need honky tonk women Gimme, gimme, gimme the honky tonk blues Under my thumb, the girl who once had me down Under my thumb, the girl who once pushed me around It's down to me, yes, it is The way she talks when she's spoken to Down to me, the change has come, she's under my thumb So goodbye, Ruby Tuesday. Who could hang a name on you? When you change with every new day Still, I'm gonna miss you Hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo Hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo hoo-oo, hoo-oo hoo-oo Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of wealth and taste I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and faith Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name 'Cause what's puzzling you is the nature of my game I said hey (hey), you (you), get off of my cloud Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my cloud Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my cloud Don't hang around, 'cause two's a crowd (Shadoobie, shattered) (Shadoobie, shattered) Laughter, joy and loneliness and sex and sex and sex and sex Look at me I'm in tatters (Shadoobie, shattered) I'm shattered (Shadoobie, shattered) This doesn't happen to me every day, whoa, my (Let's spend the night together) No excuses offered anyway, oh, my (Let's spend the night together) I'll satisfy your every need (Every need) And now I know you'll satisfy me My-my-my-my, my-my-my Let's spend the night together Now I need you more than ever Let's spend the night together Now (My-my-my-my, my-my-my) I can't get no satisfaction I can't get no girly action 'Cause I've tried (and I've tried) and I've tried (and I've tried) And I've tried (and I've tried) and I've tried (and I've tried) I can't get no I can't get no I can't get no Satisfaction, satisfaction, satisfaction Hey