“Weird Al” Yankovic - Young, Dumb & Ugly

We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes Most of our brain cells are gone We were born to be bad, you better not make us mad Or we just might toilet paper your lawn We got a reputation 'round these parts We only leave a ten percent tip Sometimes we don't return our shoping carts Stay out of our way and don't you give us no lip 'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly That's what we are We're so young... young, dumb and ugly We wear black leather in the hottest weather You can't imagine the smell We got three-day stubble, our names spell trouble T-R-U-B-E-L Reaisin' hell, bendin' the rules just a little We're livin' only for thrills We squeeze our tooothpaste tubes from the middle And wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills 'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly You better believe it We're young... young, dumb and ugly I'll tell you again We're so young... young, dumb and ugly We're comin' to your town Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and ugly We're wild, reckless men, we're on a rampage again We drive with just one hand on the wheel Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal We're there wherever trouble's starting We're rebels without a clue We drink milk right from the carton And keep our library books 'till they're way overdue 'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly That's what we are We're so young... young, dumb and ugly You can't stop us We're young... we're so young, dumb and ugly Young, dumb & ugly We're young... we're young, dumb and ugly So ugly Young... dumb... & ugly