“Weird Al” Yankovic - Mr. Popeil

I need a Veg-o-Matic I need a Pocket Fisherman I need a handy appliance That'll scramble an egg while it's still inside its shell! (Operators are standing by, how does that make you feel?) Help me Mr. Popeil I wanna shine some pennies I wanna mend some leather I wanna Krazy-Glue my head to the bottom of a big steel girder! (Please, no C.O.D.'s., don't miss out on this deal) Ah, help me Mr. Popeil! Help me Mr. Popeil Mr. Popeil Mr. Popeil (Whoa, oh, oh) It slices, it dices Look at that tomato You could even cut a tin can with it But you wouldn't want to Mr. Popeil, I'm in trouble Need your assistance on the double Oh, no, now how am I gonna make My old vinyl car top look like new? Mr. Popeil Tell me, what am I supposed to do? Mr. Popeil Mr. Popeil (Now how much would you pay?) But wait, there's more It's not sold in any store (Now how much would you pay?) Don't answer yet Just look what else you get (Now how much would you pay?) If you order today You get a Ginsu knife and a smokeless ashtray (Now how much would you pay?) Now how much would you pay? Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil Mr. Popeil, Mr. Popeil Make me buy a Garden Weasel Make me buy a Bamboo Steamer Make me take advantage of this amazing TV offer (Call our toll-free number, we'll make you such a deal) Ah, help me Mr. Popeil, I want it (Mr. Popeil) Oh, I need it (Mr. Popeil) I got to, got to, got to have it Mr. Popeil Mr. Popeil Hey