“Weird Al” Yankovic - I Remember Larry

Say, do you remember that guy Larry next door Well, he always was the neighborhood clown Like the time he pulled my pants off And he took those color pictures And posted copies all over town Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my lawn Or those wacky prank phone calls from midnight 'til dawn What a crazy kid Larry was, always foolin' around Boy, what a joker What a funny, funny guy I'll never forget about Larry No matter how I try Say, do you remember when I lost all my hair? 'Cause Lar' gave me that Nair shampoo And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap And filled my toothpaste tube up glue All those wedgies he gave, all those shoestrings he tied All those brownies he made with the ex-lax inside Oh, Lar', I swear, it was a laugh a minute with you Boy, what a joker What a funny, funny guy I'll never forget about Larry No matter how I try You know I couldn't help but laugh Even though he treated me like slime Remember when he cut my car in half? Well, he really got me good that time Say, do you remember when I broke in Larry's house? Late at night and tied his mouth with a rag Then I dragged him by his ankles to the middle of the forest And stuffed him in a big plastic bag If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say But I'm sure if ol' Lar' were still with us today He would have to agree with me, it was a pretty good gag Boy, what a joker What a funny, funny guy I'll never forget about Larry No matter how I try Boy, what a joker What a funny, funny guy I'll never forget about Larry No matter how I try No matter how I try Oh, I remember Larry Oh, I remember Larry Oh, I remember Larry Oh, I remember Larry Oh, I remember Larry Yes, I remember, remember, remember Yes, I remember, remember, remember Yes, I remember, remember, remember Yes, I remember, remember, remember Yes, I remember, remember, remember