“Weird Al” Yankovic - Do I Creep You Out (Parody of "Do I Make You Proud" by Taylor Hicks)

I know that you don't know me very well We've barely met, but I can surely tell No one will ever love you like I do I like to feel the warm spot on your chair Sometimes I drool and usually I stare My precious one I saved that gum... that you threw in the garbage You're the one I dream about But the only question with me now Is do I creep you out? Every time I shake your hand, now Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth Well, do I creep you out? Call you every night and hang up Gonna carve your name in my leg In my leg Something I should ask about... Can I sniff the pit stains on your blouse? And do I creep you Do I creep you out? (Your restraining order's out) (Still the only question with me now) Oh the only question (Is, do I creep you out?) Is do I creep you out? Know exactly where you live now Follow you from work right to your house Well, do I creep you out? Do I creep you out?