“Weird Al” Yankovic - Ebay (Parody of "I Want It That Way" by the Backstreet Boys)

Yeah A used pink bathrobe A rare mint snow globe A Smurf TV tray I bought on eBay My house is filled with this crap Shows up in bubble wrap Most every day What I bought on eBay Tell me why I need another pet rock Tell me why I got that elf alarm clock Tell me why I bid on Shatner's old toupee They had it on eBay I'll buy your knick-knack Just check my feedback A plus-plus, they all say They love me on eBay Gonna buy a slightly damaged golf bag Gonna buy some beanie babies, new with tag From some guy I've never met in Norway Found him on Ebay I am the type who is liable to snipe you With two seconds left to go, whoa Got PayPal or Visa, whatever'll please ya As long as I've got the dough I'll buy your Tchotchkes Sell me your watch, please I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy) I'm highest bidder Junk keeps arriving in the mail (now, yeah) From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes of Hazard ashtray) Hey, a Dukes of Hazard ashtray (oh, yeah) I bought it on eBay Wanna buy a Pac-Man Fever lunchbox Wanna buy a case of Vintage tube socks Wanna buy a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre (used by Dr. Dre) Found it on eBay Wanna buy that Farrah Fawcet poster Pez dispensers and a toaster Don't know why The kind of stuff you'd throw away (away I throw) I'll buy on eBay What I bought on eBay