“Weird Al” Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem

Sometimes I feel Like I need a vacation Sometimes I feel Like I wanna go To the city of cavemen The city of Bedrock I'd be a Flintstone Now I'll tell you why... Well, I've got I've got a woman named Wilma Well, I've got I've got a baby named Pebbles Well, I've got I've got a doggy named Dino We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino Well, I've got a little buddy, Barney Rubble Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo There's a handshake everybody gotta know How come grand Poo-Bah always gotta run the whole show? Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm Little Pebbles is his number one fan He's the strongest toddler in the whole land Tear your arm off if he shakes your hand Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now Gonna take my family out to eat now Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now Made from brontosaurus, baby, not a moo-cow Wanna chill with a Sabretooth Tiger Wear a loincloth, natural fiber Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now Don't know what it means but I say it anyhow Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit Pull the birdie's tail, everybody knows it's time to quit I realize I'm living in the Stone Age No fax, no cellular phone age Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone age Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyena Barney Rubble, what a little wiener Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her? Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba doo now