“Weird Al” Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy

Oh... I was there, to match my intellect, on national TV Against a plumber, and an architect, both with a Ph.D I was tense, I was nervous I guess it just wasn't my night Art Fleming gave the answers Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) Well I knew I was in trouble now My hope of winning sank 'Cause I got the Daily Double now And then my mind went blank I took Potpourri for one hundred And then my head started to spin Well, I'm givin' up. Don Pardo Just tell me now what I didn't win Yeah, yeah I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) That's right Al--you lost! And let me tell what you didn't win: a twenty Volume set of the Encyclopedia International, a case of Turtle Wax, and a Year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat. But that's not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people! And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come! You don't get to come back tomorrow! You don't even get a lousy copy of your Home game! You're a complete loser! Don't know what I was thinkin' of I guess I just wasn't too bright Well, I sure hope I do better Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) I lost on Jeopardy Baby (Oooh) I lost on Jeopardy Baby...