“Weird Al” Yankovic - Another One Rides the Bus

Ridin' in the bus down the boulevard And the place was pretty packed, yeah Couldn't find a seat so I had to stand With the perverts in the back It was smellin' like a locker room There was junk all over the floor We're already packed in like sardines But we're stoppin' to pick up more, look out Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus Another comes on and another comes on Another one rides the bus Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus There's a suitcase pokin' me in the ribs There's an elbow in my ear There's a smelly old bum standin' next to me Hasn't showered in a year I think I'm missin' a contact lens I think my wallet's gone And I think this bus is stoppin' again To let a couple more freaks get on, look out Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus Another comes on and another comes on Another one rides the bus Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus Yeah, another one rides the bus Another one rides the bus ow Another one rides the bus, hey, hey Another one rides the bus hey The window doesn't open and the fan is broke And my face is turnin' blue, yeah I haven't been in a crowd like this Since I went to see 'The Who' Well, I should've got off a couple miles ago But I couldn't get to the door There isn't any room for me to breathe And now we're gonna pick up more, yeah Another one rides the bus, another one rides the bus Another comes on and another comes on Another one rides the bus Hey, he's gonna sit by you, another one rides the bus, oh, yeah