“Weird Al” Yankovic - Now You Know

You thought you knew me? Well, you better guess again Now you know the whole story, now you've heard it all, my friend You know all my dirty secrets 'cause we spilled all the tea There's nothing left to hide, baby, how you like the real me? Yeah, the truth came out, we finally removed all doubt If it's in a movie, it's gotta be true, oh, yeah If you never knew it before You don't have to wonder anymore Now you know Now you know Thought I ought to tell you so I should've done it long ago But now you know Now, now you know Yeah, that's how it all went down, bro, we proof-checked every fact If you still don't believe it, well, no skin off my back Just don't call me a liar, 'cause shut up, you weren't there This movie is now canon, every word is true, I swear We only changed one thing, I really did play Live Aid with Queen And I blew 'em off the freakin' stage, that's right If you never knew it before You don't have to wonder anymore 'Cause now you know Now you know Thought I ought to tell you so I should've done it long ago But now you know Now, now you know Ah, what a wild ride How about that part where I died? I was not expecting that But I'm back, baby Here to wreak my zombie apocalypse upon you all Now you know Now you know Now, now you know You know it And the union scale background singers sing Now you know Now you know Now, now you know No fabrications, no exaggerations, it's the gospel truth Now you know Now you know Now, now you know Startin' to feel like this song is slightly repetitive Now you know Now you know Now, now you know Wow, fake out ending Now you know Now you know Now, now you know Look at all these people in the credits We had to pay 'em all Now you know Now you know Now, now you know Oh, hey I remember him Met him on the set, seemed like a really nice guy Now you know Now you know Now, now you know All these songs were in the movie you just watched, including this one Now you know Now you know Now you know now Ah, double fake out Now you know Now you know Now, now you know This song just keeps going on and on and on and on and on Now you know Now you know Now, now you know Seriously, how many more credits can there be? Now you know Now you know Now, now you know This song is technically eligible for Oscar consideration Now you know Now you know Now you know