Barenaked Ladies - One Week

[00:00.93] It's been one week since you looked at me [00:03.28] Cocked your head to the side and said, "I'm angry" [00:05.53] Five days since you laughed at me saying [00:07.50] "Get that together, come back and see me" [00:09.72] Three days since the living room [00:11.53] I realized it's all my fault but couldn't tell you [00:13.78] Yesterday, you'd forgiven me [00:15.67] But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry [00:18.05] Hold it now and watch the hoodwink [00:19.99] As I make you stop, think [00:20.93] You'll think you're looking at Aquaman [00:22.37] I summon fish to the dish [00:23.36] Although I like the Chalet Swiss [00:24.35] I like the sushi [00:25.03] 'Cause it's never touched a frying pan [00:26.15] Hot like wasabi when I bust rhymes [00:27.64] Big like LeAnn Rimes [00:28.90] Because I'm all about value [00:30.56] Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits [00:32.37] You try to match wits [00:33.51] You try to hold me but I bust through [00:35.08] Gonna make a break and take a fake [00:36.25] I'd like a stinkin' achin' shake [00:37.21] I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours [00:39.43] Gotta see the show 'cause then you'll know [00:41.11] The vertigo is gonna grow 'cause it's so dangerous [00:42.27] You'll have to sign a waiver [00:43.89] How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? [00:45.99] Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad [00:47.99] I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral [00:50.02] Can't understand what I mean? [00:51.03] Well, you soon will [00:52.18] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve [00:54.55] I have a history of taking off my shirt [00:56.24] It's been one week since you looked at me [00:58.40] Threw your arms in the air and said, "You're crazy" [01:00.89] Five days since you tackled me [01:02.82] I've still got the rug burns on both my knees [01:04.98] It's been three days since the afternoon [01:06.96] You realized it's not my fault, not a moment too soon [01:09.23] Yesterday, you'd forgiven me [01:10.91] And now I sit back and wait till you say you're sorry [01:15.08] [01:30.52] Chickity China the Chinese chicken [01:32.29] You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin' [01:34.47] Watchin' X-Files with no lights on [01:36.35] We're dans la maison [01:37.64] I hope the Smoking Man's in this one [01:38.81] Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic [01:40.25] Like I'm tantric [01:41.40] Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy [01:43.18] Like Kurosawa, I make mad films [01:44.56] 'Kay, I don't make films [01:45.88] But if I did they'd have a Samurai [01:47.44] Gonna get a set a' better clubs [01:48.78] Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs [01:49.72] Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing [01:51.85] Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon [01:53.16] 'Cause that cartoon has got the boom anime babes [01:54.61] That make me think the wrong thing [01:56.35] How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? [01:58.55] Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad [02:00.63] I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral [02:02.68] Can't understand what I mean? [02:03.94] You soon will [02:05.19] I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve [02:06.92] I have a history of losing my shirt [02:08.74] It's been one week since you looked at me [02:10.88] Dropped your arms to your sides and said, "I'm sorry" [02:13.25] Five days since I laughed at you and said [02:15.23] "You just did just what I thought you were gonna do" [02:17.53] Three days since the living room [02:19.38] We realized we're both to blame, but what could we do? [02:21.65] Yesterday, you just smiled at me [02:23.46] 'Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry [02:27.98] It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry [02:32.13] It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry [02:36.51] Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie [02:39.23]