Arctic Monkeys - Red Light Indicates Doors Are Secured

We'll ask if we can have six in If not we'll have to have two Well you're comin' up our end aren't you? So I'll get one with you Oh won't he let us have six in? Especially not with the food He coulda just told us no though He didn't have to be rude You see her in the green dress? She talked to me at the bar Well how come it's already two pound fifty? We've only gone about a yard Didn't ya see she were gorgeous? She was beyond belief But this lad at the side, drinkin' his Smirnoff Ice Came and paid for her tropical reef And I'm sitting going backwards And I didn't want to leave I said it's high green mate Via Hillsborough please Well how funny was that sketch earlier? Up near that taxi rank Oh no you would have missed it Think it was when you went to the bank These two lads squaring up, proper shoutin' 'Bout who was next in the queue The kind of thing that would seem so silly But not when they've both had a few Well calm down temper temper You shouldn't get so annoyed Well you're actin' like a silly little boy Oh they wanted to be men And do some fightin' in the street Said, no surrender, no chance of retreat! So hidin' in the taxi 'Cause I didn't want to leave I said it's high green mate Via Hillsborough please Well drunken plots hatched to jump it Ask around, are ya sure? Went for it but the red light was showin' And the red light indicates doors are secured