Rod Stewart - I Don't Want To Get Married (Bonus Track)

Why don't you lay with me? No, I can't do that Why don't you touch me man? No, I can't do that Sit down on my big brass bed Oh I must do that I know you fancy me I may do that I don't want to get married It's too expensive I don't want to get married Can't stand her relatives I don't want to get married I have no motor car I don't want to get married I have no furniture Why don't you call me up? No I can't do that Why don't you ask me out? I can't do that Come around and meet my mum I may do that She has some special rum Ooo I may do that I don't want to get married I love my motorbike I don't want to get married I'm learning bagpipe I don't want to get married I can't afford it I don't want to get married She lives in Shoreditch Give up that football team I'll never do that Stop going down the pub You most be joking I'll never do that Have you no future plan Why would I do that Are you a Gay Man? I've never tried that I don't want to get married I love my cat and dog I don't want to get married I think I'll write a blog I don't want to get married It's not in my DNA I don't want to get married I am only forty-eight